“Baby, It’s Cold Outside-” A great Christmas tune with even greater lyrics. At first glance it seems like a cute little duet about a guy trying to convince his lady friend to stay with him despite the girl’s fears that her demure reputation might be spoiled. However, if you really listen to the song, you’ll realize that the dude is a god damned creeper who is trying to roofie the poor girl so he can have his way with her AND he even fantasizes about her death!
Here’s a link to the video of my personal favorite variation (best part= 2:56): I really can’t stay…
Not only is this song creepy (yet enjoyable) on its own merit, imagine your mom and sister singing it at karaoke………………………………………yep.
Mom: “My sister will be suspicious.”
Sister: “Gosh, your lips look delicious.”
Me: This is fucked up…
‘Tis what I had to endure last year with my very own mother and sister. It was hilariously awkward, but also allowed me a good look at the lyrics which then prompted this revelation of mine about the song’s true meaning.
Still, I love the song. It’s a great duet, easy to sing along to, and always makes me laugh to the point of nearly wetting myself. Could you ask for more than that? I think not.
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