Good morning!
I say morning, because I just woke up. This night, in my dreams I had a vision of what socialism will be like in the future. Behold:
For unknown reasons, I become mayor of some town south in Norway, without living there or careing at all. But in this town which I rule, there is a bakery which makes a ridiculous amount of money, several tens of thousands of whatever currency you use (be it Norwegian kroner, dollahs or euros). In my infinate socialist mayor-powers, I nationalize this bakery and use its surplus to construct an awesome new transnational railway.
This railway is awesome because:
- For some reason, it’s blue!
- It is entirely filled with water, and all travelers get heir own scuba-tank
- The food is free, awesome gourmet-food, and for some magicall (probably socialist) reason, the water does not harm it
- It is really fast, and really cheap
- The conductor is a pandabear!
This is what socialism will be like, people. Spread the word!
Vegard
