Howdy folkadillos.
I have some non-important news! Well, non-important to you, but ALL important to me. As some of you may know, I gave up my precious, beloved coffee some time ago (about 6+ months?). My reasons were as follows: I was addicted and didn’t want to be, it contained unnecessary calories that my chub-a-wub simply didn’t need, and it stained my teeth. Well well well, thanks to my dental appointment yesterday, I can cross one of those reasons off the list. Turns out, the coffee was never staining my teeth…it was the diabolical mouthwash I’ve been using for the past 2-3 years!
Fuckin' Crest
If you’re a fellow user of Crest Pro-Health, worry not! It probably isn’t staining your teeth, it just does that to a small minority of people and I happen to be one of them.
So here’s the dilemma: do I go back to coffee? I mean, we parted ways over 6 months ago and it was a bit of a nasty break-up. Two of my reasons for leaving the cheating bastard (woah, I’m getting way too into this) still hold true…but I miss him. I miss his rich, deeply satisfying liquid…..Ok, I’m done now. But seriously, what do you think I should do?
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P.S.- Look forward to my up and coming blog about the amazing fucked-up-ness of the Christmas song, “Baby, It’s Cold Outside,” (unless I forget to post it).
